Horsemen was a cartoon pilot, a comic book, and a webcomic series. Right now it’s “on hiatus,” so there are no new updates. When there were updates, they were on Mondays.

Once they were four jackasses from Jersey. After their untimely demise, they were brought back, hell-formed shadows of their former selves. The forces of Heaven and Hell want them back. They could care less. Keenan, Sal, Ben and Tim are now Arrogance, Sarcasm, Lechery and Apathy: the Four Jackasses of the Apocalypse.

“Horsemen: The Four Jackasses of the Apocalypse is a hilarious piece of religious sacrilege.”
- Shawn Swanson, HeroSpy.com

Pencils, Inks, and Color by Michael L. Lunsford.

Horsemen enjoyed a rather eclectic cast of characters. If you’d like to familiarize yourself with the Horsemen Universe and read the first two issues, this might help you keep everyone straight.

Keenan/Arrogance

Keenan was chosen for his unbelievable arrogance despite all evidence to the contrary.

He carries with him the distinction of being chiefly responsible for his, and his three cohorts’, untimely demise at the hands of “unconventional” Buddhists. Before his resurrection, Keenan was a stark movie buff and enjoyed being right about everything. Today, he sports horns from his forehead and carries a staff, formed from the ether between worlds. Either that or he made it from PVC and foam.

Ben/Lechery

Ben was chosen for his unquenchable desire to become “the Noah of sex: two of every girl.” We don’t really know what that means.

Before his death, Ben was typically known for hurting himself in the pursuit of the fairer sex, thanks mostly due to his insistence that he perform physically difficult feats (like jumping over tall objects). He enjoys heavy metal music, sex, Live Action Role Playing, sex, tabletop gaming, sex, and has never seen Star Wars. He is capable of minimal flight thanks to his small demon wings, but really uses them to attract creepy, insane women who are into that sort of thing.

Sal/Sarcasm
Sal was chosen for his biting sarcasm and cynical views toward nearly everything he encounters.

When Sal was alive, he usually found himself in trouble thanks to his critical nature. Now he gets in trouble because of his forked tail, which he became surprisingly comfortable using, surprisingly quickly. He has little regard for people in general, but does seem to care about his childhood friends Ben, Keenan and Tim. Both in life, and in death, Sal reads comic books and watches cartoons. Which makes him look all manner of adult.

Tim/Apathy
It is unknown why Tim was chosen, as he never seemed to care about much of anything.

Tim plays video games, and defers to the group most of the time. The top of his head like a candle-wick, Tim has yet to fully explore the full extent of his power. It is doubtful that he’ll use it, given his interest in anything for too long.

Kyle
Kyle was a seminary student whose devotion to God was unmatched by any in his class. After being ordained, he joined The Church of Discipline’s Hand under Bishop Sprong, studying his favorite aspect of Christianity: The End of the World.

His findings usually got him into trouble, evidence and theories causing him to make wild accusations and question many decisions and beliefs of the Church.

Azraphel
It has been said that Azraphel is The Horn Blower. He certainly has the air for it. All angels in Heaven were created for a purpose, even one so menial as to blow the horn to call the end of the Apocalypse. Azraphel’s duty is such, and he covets this job over all things. When those in Heaven offered him a chance to do something else, something more urgent (like safeguard the Horsemen before the End Times), he leapt at the chance. He is unquestionably loyal and incredibly pompous. He has never been to Earth before, but has viewed it from afar. His interaction with living beings comes from his complete lack of understanding of them.

Milton, New Jersey
The setting of our story is as much a part of the cast as anyone here. Located between the woody suburbs and urban sprawl, this small, coal-mining town has seen better days. Nearly everyone in the cast calls this place home.